Thursday, January 17, 2019
With a gorgeous smile & some facial scruff, Deanie Babies recently said that "none of these Bachelor relationships are real!" Which of course triggered a rush of comments from #BachelorNation ranging from shots at Dean's saltiness to blind support for America's favorite competition show #TheBachelor ...could there be truth in his remarks? On this episode, we're chatting about the manufacturing of #RealityTV relationships while discussing the new romance between Kaitlyn Bristowe & Jason Tartick (who live streams an entire first date btw?!) along with week 2 of Colton's journey to lose his virginity on national television @ 47:55. Demi is stirring the pot (which Ian loves), Elyse got the group date rose for her bravery at being 31 years old (with Geoff has thoughts about) & we're anxiously awaiting The Miss USA ladies eventual 2-on-1 date where Miss Alabama will likely lose again. So, do you agree that the lack of drinking has resulted in less "natural drama" & shit talking amongst the cast? How would you rate Colton's kissing game? Drop us a line or call the hotline! #10YearChallenge #TeamDemi #CougarDen #PenisHeads
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*Intro rap written & performed by Danny James @lildee_raps
Thursday, January 10, 2019
#TheBachelor is back! & on this episode, we get kicked off chatting about the new viewing party format featuring multiple #BachelorNation alums as co-hosts ...Goose & Coach Krystal of course were featured in a small body of water, which makes sense because they're the thirstiest, while meanwhile Blake & Jason were with #BachelorNation where we got to awkwardly watch as Brittany undressed them both with her eyes, in front of her emotionally beat-down boyfriend David no less (was that her husband btw?! Not for long). As always, we are #SpoilerFree on this podcast & when we move into discussing Colton, we were way less interested in his virginity being used as a gimmick & instead focused on: grading his performance as the lead, this season's forced villain (who just won't stop interrupting), recovering from being awkward in fourth grade, the age of Colton's front-runners, Aussie accents, whether Bachelor social media has peaked & much more. Do you agree that the emotional tribute to Chris Harrison made it seem like this is his last season with the franchise? At one point, Chris even praised Jared Haibon's "hosting chops" leading us to speculate that he's next in-line to take over ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Call our hotline or send us a message, we want to hear your take! #EntertainingSpace #EdTheJanitor #PocketRocket #VirginBachelor #LetsTalkAboutIt
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*Intro rap written & performed by Danny James @lildee_raps
Thursday, January 3, 2019
If the ending of 'Bird Box' left you scratching your head, we're here to help! Because with so many questions left open for debate, there's a multitude of ways you can interpret the meaning & symbolism found in Netflix's most popular original film to date. Sandra Bullock says that 'Bird Box' depicts a new kind of "warrior mother" & while some viewers see a story about a woman overcoming severe depression (perhaps postpartum), we're left asking, "where are the monsters?" Could they be figurative (inner demons)? Will the blind really lead us into the future? Were the people who didn't commit suicide malicious or did they just want everyone to see how beautiful "it" all is? If that's the case, shouldn't they have been riding bicycles in short-sleeved white shirts with ties? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!?! Join us on our search for answers. #HappyNewYear #Eyefolds #BlindfoldChallenge #MenOnFilms
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*Intro rap written & performed by Danny James @lildee_raps
Friday, December 21, 2018
Should parents lie to kids about Santa Claus? Which Christmas movies do you look forward to every year? On this episode, we're getting into the holiday spirit while chatting about Geoff's birthday & childhood experience being the Jewish kid watching his friends devastation when they found out Santa isn't real, whether the idea of "mall Santa" is weird & outdated, Elon Musk's mission to eliminate “soul-destroying" traffic, a billion-dollar idea for an app that tells you how often you're being checked out, how insane it must have been trying to locate & buy the must-have kids toy in the 90s, what makes Tim Allen's Santa portrayal so good, how Ian is preparing for his son's arrival & much more! #TurboMan #CruisingOnChristmas #BoringCompany #MerryChristmas #ILoveYouMan
*Ian’s Amazon baby registry: https://www.amazon.com/baby-reg/C3MHJ7SEUSUK
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*Intro rap written & performed by Danny James @lildee_raps
Sunday, December 16, 2018
Why are millennials being blamed for killing countless industries? Could it be that change is inevitable & businesses need to adapt to survive? Or, perhaps we're just broke & these "industries" suck. On this episode, we're breaking down the latest statistics to find out; while also chatting about the financial priorities of millennials, whether having too many options is a bad thing, the need for transparency regarding job placement & prescription drugs, why you're not a mall unless you have a 'Hot Dog on a Stick', the 5-for-2 trade-off, egotism & debt traps, the inconvenience of cereal, online gaming, victim mentality & @ 1:06:10 we wrap with a deep-dive discussion into the 18 industries millennials are "wreaking havoc on" according to Business Insider. #Breastaurants #BestIEverHad #GetOffMyLawn #Millennials #TangentsOnTangents
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*Intro rap written & performed by Danny James @lildee_raps
Hey all E & G listeners, this is a teaser episode for my new podcast. I plan on putting out at least three per week so I'd love it if at the very least you could go rate it five stars and hopefully subscribe and tell your friends. Just search "The GK Show" on iTunes. Thanks! -Geoff
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I'm very happy to finally get this new podcast up and running. This episode is a quick teaser of what's to come. Going forward I will have on all sorts of interesting guests from comedians, actors, authors, producers, and basically anyone I find interesting. Every show will be different; sometimes I'll be covering topics of the day, sometimes I'll have guests, sometimes I'll vent or talk about what happened at my recent shows (brawl, drunk lady fell down face down ass up in the middle of my set, etc), and it will always be fun and goofy.
Tell your friends and please follow me on IG and Twitter: @geoffkeith on YouTube.com/KeithKomic and you can always email me with love or hate at TheGeoffKeithShow@gmail.com. If it's hate please put "Hate" in the subject line so I know to take a deep breath before ignoring it.
Also, check out my other podcast with @iangulbransen "The E & G Podcast" wherever you listen to podcasts.
Friday, December 7, 2018
On this episode, Ian & Geoff talk about the disturbing HBO documentary 'Beware the Slenderman' which chronicles the story of two Wisconsin 12-year-old girls who attempted to murder their best friend in order to ingratiate themselves with a fictional character they were obsessed with from the Internet. Getting away from the horrific story of these two girls, the guys focus much of their debate on how large a role the parents had to play & chat about parenting in general, how they were raised, bullying, how much fault/blame should go to the parents when a child does something wrong, the blowback that comes when kids are given too many rules & much more. Be sure to reference our show notes & get in touch, we'd love to hear your thoughts! #100% #ItsRainingMen #Slenderman #Parenthood #ManTears #DontHaveACowMan
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Today's show is sponsored by Talkspace, the online therapy company that lets you message a licensed therapist from anywhere, at any time. All you need is a computer with internet access or the Talkspace mobile app. Talkspace has over 2,000 licensed therapists so to match with the perfect one for a fraction of the price of traditional therapy go to https://talkspace.com/eandg & use the promo code EANDG for $45-off your first month.
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Finally, be sure to use promo code ‘EANDG’ to receive an exclusive discount on all merchandise, thanks to our awesome sponsors: 10%-off @ www.ClothingByOWL.com & 20%-off @ www.PuppiesMakeMeHappy.com
*Intro rap written & performed by Danny James @lildee_raps
Special Edition: #BachelorBonusPod
The new Bachelor, Colton Underwood, is a virgin. So what? We all know Colton & we've known since before Paradise, during Paradise & from the day his thumbnail picture went up online as one of Becca's suitors, that Colton (who seems like a nice guy) will be crammed down our throats harder than a ball gag in Pulp Fiction #VingRhames ...this season's catchphrase, "What Does He Have to Lose?" along with the constant promos about him being a virgin has a lot of #BachelorNation throwing up. What do Ian & Geoff have to say about it all? Why has #TheBachelor decided to make this a thing? Is Colton lying about his virginity? Is the most interesting thing about Colton the fact that he's a virgin? Or, perhaps Colton is selling out his integrity by letting the franchise exploit his still-in-tact man cherry...listen & then join the conversation by getting in touch through email or social media. #VirginBachelor #1237BJs #PuppyLove #WillTheseRescuesGetSavedByColton #AlwaysInGoodFun #TheBachelor
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Listen to an Audible book for free! Thanks to our friends over at Audible (an Amazon company) we're excited to offer listeners 30 days of ad-free membership, plus a FREE audiobook that's yours to keep regardless of whether you continue your trial. Just be sure to use the following link when signing up @ http://www.audibletrial.com/eandg
Finally, be sure to use promo code ‘EANDG’ to receive an exclusive discount on all merchandise, thanks to our awesome sponsors: 10%-off @ www.ClothingByOWL.com & 20%-off @ www.PuppiesMakeMeHappy.com
*Intro rap written & performed by Danny James @lildee_raps
Monday, November 19, 2018
On this episode, Geoff's daughter Leia drops by to make a special appearance & we discuss the struggle of choosing the perfect baby name (@ 2:24), whether the battle over "what should we have for dinner?" diminishes with age #Debatable & if variety really is the “spice of life” when it comes to diet (@ 13:15). People magazine recently published a list of celebrities who claim to eat the same thing every day & in addition to reviewing the highlights (@ 23:10) we're also chatting about Thanksgiving traditions (@ 1:04:48), 'This is Us' season 3 (@ 1:11:18), our review of 'Crazy Rich Asians' (@ 1:29:42), the allure of HGTV's 'Caribbean Life' (@ 1:36:30) & much more! So, what do you think...is it strange that our children will never know the versions of us from before they were born? & is it even possible for Diddy to eat applesauce with EVERY MEAL?! #Ghee #DebunkingEggWhites #Socialites #FiveStars
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Our show is made possible because of our listeners & by far, the best way to support us (no matter how much you give) is by setting up a monthly donation through PayPal. On our website, there are also options to make a one-time contribution & ultimately, every dollar received will go towards our goal of doing ‘The E & G Podcast’ full-time. Thank you for helping us transform this dream into a reality!
Setup your monthly donation or make a one-time contribution through Venmo @ http://www.eandgpodcast.com/support
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Listen to an Audible book for free! Thanks to our friends over at Audible (an Amazon company) we're excited to offer listeners 30 days of ad-free membership, plus a FREE audiobook that's yours to keep regardless of whether you continue your trial. Just be sure to use the following link when signing up @ http://www.audibletrial.com/eandg
Finally, be sure to use promo code ‘EANDG’ to receive an exclusive discount on all merchandise, thanks to our awesome sponsors: 10%-off @ www.ClothingByOWL.com & 20%-off @ www.PuppiesMakeMeHappy.com
*Intro rap written & performed by Danny James @lildee_raps
Thursday, November 8, 2018
The hit docuseries 'Making a Murderer' was a global phenomenon for Netflix in 2015. Season two released last month & on this episode, we're bringing everyone up to speed (in case you have zero familiarity with this case) as we discuss coerced confessions, the federal appeals process & all the new evidence (& debunked evidence) found by superstar attorney Kathleen Zellner. So many opinions about Steven Avery, Brendan Dassey, Ken Kratz, Barbara Tadych, Bobby & Bryan Dassey, Earl Avery (where the f*@# was that guy season one?!), Laura Nirider, etc. Initially we were led to believe, at the very least, Steven and Brendan got f*&$@# with a medium-sized penis #ReasonableDoubt ...however, as the evidence continued to pile up against #ManitowocCounty it seems this flesh dragon was more on the huge side & it was absolutely shoved straight up their chocolate makers. #MakingAMurderer #PrisonReform
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Our show is made possible because of our listeners & by far, the best way to support us (no matter how much you give) is by setting up a monthly donation through PayPal. On our website, there are also options to make a one-time contribution & ultimately, every dollar received will go towards our goal of doing ‘The E & G Podcast’ full-time. Thank you for helping us transform this dream into a reality!
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Today's show is sponsored by Talkspace, the online therapy company that lets you message a licensed therapist from anywhere, at any time. All you need is a computer with internet access or the Talkspace mobile app. Talkspace has over 2,000 licensed therapists so to match with the perfect one for a fraction of the price of traditional therapy go to https://talkspace.com/eandg & use the promo code EANDG for $45-off your first month.
Listen to an Audible book for free! Thanks to our friends over at Audible (an Amazon company) we're excited to offer listeners 30 days of ad-free membership, plus a FREE audiobook that's yours to keep regardless of whether you continue your trial. Just be sure to use the following link when signing up @ http://www.audibletrial.com/eandg
Finally, be sure to use promo code ‘EANDG’ to receive an exclusive discount on all merchandise, thanks to our awesome sponsors: 10%-off @ www.ClothingByOWL.com & 20%-off @ www.PuppiesMakeMeHappy.com
*Intro rap written & performed by Danny James @lildee_raps