Friday, December 21, 2018
Should parents lie to kids about Santa Claus? Which Christmas movies do you look forward to every year? On this episode, we're getting into the holiday spirit while chatting about Geoff's birthday & childhood experience being the Jewish kid watching his friends devastation when they found out Santa isn't real, whether the idea of "mall Santa" is weird & outdated, Elon Musk's mission to eliminate “soul-destroying" traffic, a billion-dollar idea for an app that tells you how often you're being checked out, how insane it must have been trying to locate & buy the must-have kids toy in the 90s, what makes Tim Allen's Santa portrayal so good, how Ian is preparing for his son's arrival & much more! #TurboMan #CruisingOnChristmas #BoringCompany #MerryChristmas #ILoveYouMan
*Ian’s Amazon baby registry: https://www.amazon.com/baby-reg/C3MHJ7SEUSUK
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Sunday, December 16, 2018
Why are millennials being blamed for killing countless industries? Could it be that change is inevitable & businesses need to adapt to survive? Or, perhaps we're just broke & these "industries" suck. On this episode, we're breaking down the latest statistics to find out; while also chatting about the financial priorities of millennials, whether having too many options is a bad thing, the need for transparency regarding job placement & prescription drugs, why you're not a mall unless you have a 'Hot Dog on a Stick', the 5-for-2 trade-off, egotism & debt traps, the inconvenience of cereal, online gaming, victim mentality & @ 1:06:10 we wrap with a deep-dive discussion into the 18 industries millennials are "wreaking havoc on" according to Business Insider. #Breastaurants #BestIEverHad #GetOffMyLawn #Millennials #TangentsOnTangents
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*Intro rap written & performed by Danny James @lildee_raps
Hey all E & G listeners, this is a teaser episode for my new podcast. I plan on putting out at least three per week so I'd love it if at the very least you could go rate it five stars and hopefully subscribe and tell your friends. Just search "The GK Show" on iTunes. Thanks! -Geoff
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I'm very happy to finally get this new podcast up and running. This episode is a quick teaser of what's to come. Going forward I will have on all sorts of interesting guests from comedians, actors, authors, producers, and basically anyone I find interesting. Every show will be different; sometimes I'll be covering topics of the day, sometimes I'll have guests, sometimes I'll vent or talk about what happened at my recent shows (brawl, drunk lady fell down face down ass up in the middle of my set, etc), and it will always be fun and goofy.
Tell your friends and please follow me on IG and Twitter: @geoffkeith on YouTube.com/KeithKomic and you can always email me with love or hate at TheGeoffKeithShow@gmail.com. If it's hate please put "Hate" in the subject line so I know to take a deep breath before ignoring it.
Also, check out my other podcast with @iangulbransen "The E & G Podcast" wherever you listen to podcasts.
Friday, December 7, 2018
On this episode, Ian & Geoff talk about the disturbing HBO documentary 'Beware the Slenderman' which chronicles the story of two Wisconsin 12-year-old girls who attempted to murder their best friend in order to ingratiate themselves with a fictional character they were obsessed with from the Internet. Getting away from the horrific story of these two girls, the guys focus much of their debate on how large a role the parents had to play & chat about parenting in general, how they were raised, bullying, how much fault/blame should go to the parents when a child does something wrong, the blowback that comes when kids are given too many rules & much more. Be sure to reference our show notes & get in touch, we'd love to hear your thoughts! #100% #ItsRainingMen #Slenderman #Parenthood #ManTears #DontHaveACowMan
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Today's show is sponsored by Talkspace, the online therapy company that lets you message a licensed therapist from anywhere, at any time. All you need is a computer with internet access or the Talkspace mobile app. Talkspace has over 2,000 licensed therapists so to match with the perfect one for a fraction of the price of traditional therapy go to https://talkspace.com/eandg & use the promo code EANDG for $45-off your first month.
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*Intro rap written & performed by Danny James @lildee_raps
Special Edition: #BachelorBonusPod
The new Bachelor, Colton Underwood, is a virgin. So what? We all know Colton & we've known since before Paradise, during Paradise & from the day his thumbnail picture went up online as one of Becca's suitors, that Colton (who seems like a nice guy) will be crammed down our throats harder than a ball gag in Pulp Fiction #VingRhames ...this season's catchphrase, "What Does He Have to Lose?" along with the constant promos about him being a virgin has a lot of #BachelorNation throwing up. What do Ian & Geoff have to say about it all? Why has #TheBachelor decided to make this a thing? Is Colton lying about his virginity? Is the most interesting thing about Colton the fact that he's a virgin? Or, perhaps Colton is selling out his integrity by letting the franchise exploit his still-in-tact man cherry...listen & then join the conversation by getting in touch through email or social media. #VirginBachelor #1237BJs #PuppyLove #WillTheseRescuesGetSavedByColton #AlwaysInGoodFun #TheBachelor
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*Intro rap written & performed by Danny James @lildee_raps
Monday, November 19, 2018
On this episode, Geoff's daughter Leia drops by to make a special appearance & we discuss the struggle of choosing the perfect baby name (@ 2:24), whether the battle over "what should we have for dinner?" diminishes with age #Debatable & if variety really is the “spice of life” when it comes to diet (@ 13:15). People magazine recently published a list of celebrities who claim to eat the same thing every day & in addition to reviewing the highlights (@ 23:10) we're also chatting about Thanksgiving traditions (@ 1:04:48), 'This is Us' season 3 (@ 1:11:18), our review of 'Crazy Rich Asians' (@ 1:29:42), the allure of HGTV's 'Caribbean Life' (@ 1:36:30) & much more! So, what do you think...is it strange that our children will never know the versions of us from before they were born? & is it even possible for Diddy to eat applesauce with EVERY MEAL?! #Ghee #DebunkingEggWhites #Socialites #FiveStars
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*Intro rap written & performed by Danny James @lildee_raps
Thursday, November 8, 2018
The hit docuseries 'Making a Murderer' was a global phenomenon for Netflix in 2015. Season two released last month & on this episode, we're bringing everyone up to speed (in case you have zero familiarity with this case) as we discuss coerced confessions, the federal appeals process & all the new evidence (& debunked evidence) found by superstar attorney Kathleen Zellner. So many opinions about Steven Avery, Brendan Dassey, Ken Kratz, Barbara Tadych, Bobby & Bryan Dassey, Earl Avery (where the f*@# was that guy season one?!), Laura Nirider, etc. Initially we were led to believe, at the very least, Steven and Brendan got f*&$@# with a medium-sized penis #ReasonableDoubt ...however, as the evidence continued to pile up against #ManitowocCounty it seems this flesh dragon was more on the huge side & it was absolutely shoved straight up their chocolate makers. #MakingAMurderer #PrisonReform
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Today's show is sponsored by Talkspace, the online therapy company that lets you message a licensed therapist from anywhere, at any time. All you need is a computer with internet access or the Talkspace mobile app. Talkspace has over 2,000 licensed therapists so to match with the perfect one for a fraction of the price of traditional therapy go to https://talkspace.com/eandg & use the promo code EANDG for $45-off your first month.
Listen to an Audible book for free! Thanks to our friends over at Audible (an Amazon company) we're excited to offer listeners 30 days of ad-free membership, plus a FREE audiobook that's yours to keep regardless of whether you continue your trial. Just be sure to use the following link when signing up @ http://www.audibletrial.com/eandg
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*Intro rap written & performed by Danny James @lildee_raps
Sunday, November 4, 2018
As Geoff prepares for his big upcoming court date, we're chatting all about our personal run-ins with the law. He's hoping the traffic cop simply doesn't show because if he does, it will be time to go into full Matthew McConaughey mode from 'A Time to Kill' ..."I'm going to ask you all to close your eyes while I tell you the story." In any case, is it illegal if you still think you're right? On this episode, additionally, we're discussing the dumbest criminals in the news, meter maid > tow truck driver, how to win free Chick-fil-A for a year, what not to say when having the "sex talk" with your kids #Roleplay & much more! #IAmTheLaw #TheOdorWasStrong #OneHardNipple #WeekendPod
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*Intro rap written & performed by Danny James @lildee_raps
Friday, November 2, 2018
Where is technology headed? Samsung has released a new TV which can hypnotize you into forgetting your favorite shows so you can watch them all over again! Yippee! Your brain is now mush & you're spending your life watching every season of #Friends for the first time, every few months. What could be better? Living, you say?! On this episode, we're chatting all about the crux of the matter #Trust while discussing whether Apple forces iPhone users to upgrade their device (duh!), China's "social credit system" where if you're rated too low they can (among other things) take your #%@^#*%$ dog away, Facebook's literal transformation into #BigBrother from 1984, the strange story of how our moon came to be (made of Swiss cheese because apparently, it's hollow) & much more! #Gooogle #Newspeak #CommonGround #OuttaPrinciple #TellAFriend
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Wednesday, October 24, 2018
We pride ourselves on punctuality at 'The E & G Podcast' & thus on this episode, we're finishing our deep-dive recap series into '13 Reasons Why' season 2. In addition to highlighting the key moments from episodes 7-13, we're also sharing never-before-told stories from our younger days while chatting about the trust & lack of control that goes hand in hand with raising kids, the underlying cultural questions this show poses to its audience, whether we're excited about season 3, the nuance & depth of characters such as Hannah, Clay, Tyler, Jessica, Bryce, Justin, etc. & much more! 5 months after the Netflix release is better than never, right? ;)
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*Intro rap written & performed by Danny James @lildee_raps